On this occasion Joey and Chandler accompany Phoebe to find her Dad. friends, friends moments funny. Phoebe: No, I’m just deciding which one to use—I’m gonna start writing another book! Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani MONICA: Hey, we could have used that kind of thinkin' earlier. MONICA: Whatever. Friends S5E13 - The One with Joey's Bag Please Like And Subscribe! CHANDLER: This is unbelievable. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. Friends with Friends on Instagram At Monica's, Ross asks Rachel to make a list of cons he has to try and make her feel better, and then obsesses about them. This implies that she was in contact with Phoebe before her mom died. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.] If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now. GRANDMOTHER: I know. . Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there, discussing the night before.] Phoebe's naiveté is such that she tells a picture of her granddad to wish her luck. How's it going? . . gel boy. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? MR. TREEGER: Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. They end up having a Christmas summer party. JOEY: How far'd ya get? PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you. JOEY: Yeah, Ross. . [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] Transcribed by Mindy Mattingly Phillips. Gunther has his first line in this episode: "Yeah". Monica is back with Fun Bobby, whom the guys find really funny. Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family? It is unlikely that Treeger wouldn't have known to turn the radiator off from the bottom, as he is the head of maintenance in the building, and likely deals with heating or cooling issues daily. MONICA: Honey, I'm sorry. The One with Phoebe's Dad Phoebe tracks down her real father. It's Christmas time and Monica and Rachel are giving cookies as Christmas tips. She makes the list and does feel better but Ross drives everyone nuts trying to prove every point on the list wrong. [Gives him the cash.]. It's been like a half an hour. [hangs up] Directed by Kevin Bright. On Joey's insistence, Ross shows everyone his presents. ]. MONICA: So, wait, you really did like my cookies? Rachel puts her present of wiper blades down twice. When Monica asks him to turn off the heat, Ross breaks the knob off, causing the heat to leak. ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Joey turns down Monica's radiator from underneath but in ", Phoebe mentions her father Frank Buffay Sr., who she almost meets, but decides against it. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison. MR. TREEGER: [to Rachel who is standing under mistletoe] So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe? CHANDLER: Yeah, and someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges. James Michael Tyler - Gunther. You know what? JOEY: They're ribbed for your pleasure. Oh, that's fine, never mind. . The song playing in the background when Phoebe runs from outside where she believes her father lives is. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. Plus, we finally meet her grandmother who is an actress from a few other famous tv sitcoms, Find out which one! The One With Phoebe's Dad. "The One With Phoebe's Dad" is the ninth episode of the second season of Friends, which aired on December 14, 1995. Fanpop quiz: The One with Phoebe's Dad - See if you can answer this Friends trivia question! When Phoebe arrives in the cab to take Chandler and Joey, the cab is dragging a cable. However, it could be another thing that her mother told her. The interactive transcript could not be loaded. RACHEL: Phoebe, I thought your dad was in prison. PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein], ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Phoebe tracks down her father, but isn't sure whether she should meet him. Transcript of. Just after Ross has tipped Mr Treeger for a second time, Rachel moves from behind Monica's right shoulder to directly behind her but after Ross says his line, Rachel's back to her previous position then repeats the move to behind Monica indicating Rachel had moved too soon. PHOEBE: Wow. PHOEBE: Yeah? Frank is central to Season 2 episode "The One With Phoebe's Dad", but appears only once and more than three years later, when Phoebe's grandmother (Lily's mother), Frances, dies in "The One With Joey's Bag". With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. PHOEBE: OK. Ross is still trying to make peace with … CHANDLER: Alright, we're gettin' closer. Transcript of The One with Phoebe's Husband. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. Transcribed by Josh Hodge. He quickly says his name is Joe and rushes out. Transcript of The One with Two Parts, Part 2. Phoebe: Break my heart—Oh, all right. Courteney Cox - Monica Geller Ross finds a way to make Emma laugh - singing "Baby Got Back." ROSS: Hey, Phoebs, how'd it go. Although we only catch a fleeting glimpse of the apartment number, it's number 163. OK, um, in Ithica. alright, um, Saratoga. The cookies, apparently, go down well only with Treeger. RACHEL: Huh-hoo, yeah, no, it's still basil. JOEY: Phoebs, what's goin' on? Oneonta. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. It will appear several more times in the show. CHANDLER: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out. Further evidence for this is in the episode ". A few lines later Ross turns to Monica again and says "tip the man" and the bathroom door is wide open yet nobody moved. 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